I was late because being yelled at for being late all the time is demoralizing and makes it hard to put effort into being on time.
As I’m sure some of you noticed, my students decided it’d be fun to take over my blog and post a bunch of pictures of things like ranch dressing and wolves under the guise of being my face. I’m furious at them for revealing my deepest darkest secret, which is that underneath my mask is actually a bottle of ranch dressing. That is my face. Ranch dressing. Now you know.
This was the main prank they pulled on me for April Fool’s Day. Sakura tried to convince me that I had a mysterious, unnamed disease that “ate my nutrients and minerals”, but I figured she was hecking with me and asked Tsunade, who told me that Sakura is a bratty child who is not to be trusted but also that I do have an iron deficiency. So now I’m taking iron pills. Thanks Sakura, I have more energy already. Meanwhile, Naruto kept following me making fart sounds with his mouth, and then loudly accusing me of farting. Both of them tried to convince me that I was 600 years late for an important meeting, but they overshot. Honestly, I’d have believed it up to about six months.
My fellow teachers also got pranked this April Fool’s Day. Sai tried to convince Yamato that his penis was actually microscopic. This did not work, and Yamato just made a scary face and told him to stop talking about the genitals of his superiors. Neji and Tenten convinced Lee to pretend to be angry at Gai, but that lasted about twelve seconds before the two of them were hugging each other and crying. Kiba and Hinata talked shit about Shino’s dancing skills, convincing Kurenai that he had no rhythm whatsoever—then Shino pulled off the greatest dance performance she had ever seen in her life. This was much more fun than what Asuma’s team did—they tricked him into buying them each a $1000 gift card to the Yakiniku place. No one’s quite sure how they accomplished this, but Asuma is very sad.
I didn’t prank anyone…I mean, I did replace Gai’s jumpsuit with a hot pink version of the same thing, but he was so happy with it that it ended up just being a present, not a prank. Also, I told Yamato his architecture designs sucked and he cried, so I took it back and apologized immediately. I’m not very good at this.
we actually have legit pictures of kakashi’s bare face, seriously check this out it’s not at all what you’d expect
Never before seen picture of Kakashi’s never before seen face
Kakashi’s face has finally been revealed click here to see it
guys this is a real official pic of Kakashi’s actual, bare, unmasked face
Seriously get a load of what Kakashi looks like under his oversized turtleneck
For a limited time only, Kakashi’s face!