Lost on the Path of Life
Excuse #775

The map I used to find my way here was wrong.

Excuse #774

I accidentally touched something before my nails were perfectly dry and I had to do the entire hand over again.

Excuse #773

Obito was already really late so I went to go find him!

average shinobi is late for important missions 3 times a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average shinobi is late for 0 important missions per year. Kakashi Georg, who lives in Konoha & is late 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Excuse #772

Gai somehow found out that I once told Sasuke that all of my friends were dead, and being a friend of mine who is alive, he was very upset.

Excuse #771

The note says “meet Yamato at 3:30” but I completely forgot that that was your new codename, so I ignored it.

Excuse #770

I’m sorry I’m late. To make up for it, I’d like to offer you an extra hour in the ball pit.

I would try to take it back and if I failed at this I would probably try to destroy it, accepting that having two eyes is no longer an option because my old eye has long ago stopped existing.

Excuse #769

I thought I wasn’t invited?

Excuse #768

I had to help an old lady rearrange a bookcase.