You didn’t know that being on time is now illegal?
today i walked to class late because i didn’t get ready on time and the professor asked ‘what’s your excuse?’ and i said ‘sorry i’m late, i got lost on the path of life’ and she stopped and said that she was pleased to have such a philosophical, insightful student in her class
I heard the saying “better late than never” and assumed that those were the only two options.
For some reason you seem to think team 7 is made up of responsible, respectable, and trustworthy human beings who can be left in charge of anyone without the threat of disaster being so great as to be inevitable. Let me tell you how wrong you are.
Team 7 at this point is made up of me, Sai, Yamato, Sakura, and Naruto, right? Do you honestly think any of those people can be trusted with actual, real-life children? I haven’t even managed to get it through Naruto’s head that food that isn’t ramen exists, or do anything about how much of an insufferable nerd Yamato is, or get Sakura to stop complaining about how her father is a hopelessly terrible punster and understand that she needs to accept it in order to move through her life easily. Based on all of them, clearly I’m not yet fit for the permanent responsibility of having my own children. I’m not to blame for Sai, but that’s all the more reason not to trust him with children who are mine. I can’t predict what he would do with them. He’d probably lose them within the first five minutes of watching them.
Also I just don’t understand how you came to the— wait a minute, what about Kurenai and Asuma? They’re not even dating, you weirdo. They’ve never even met. How could they be having a child if they’ve never met each other? Don’t be ridiculous.