Maybe if you didn’t randomly pop out of trees all the time I wouldn’t mistakenly think they were you and stop to talk to them nearly as often.
I accidentally touched something before my nails were perfectly dry and I had to do the entire hand over again.
average shinobi is late for important missions 3 times a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average shinobi is late for 0 important missions per year. Kakashi Georg, who lives in Konoha & is late 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Gai somehow found out that I once told Sasuke that all of my friends were dead, and being a friend of mine who is alive, he was very upset.
The note says “meet Yamato at 3:30” but I completely forgot that that was your new codename, so I ignored it.
I’m sorry I’m late. To make up for it, I’d like to offer you an extra hour in the ball pit.